Roy Zimmerman (YouTube Video opens in new window)

"Buddy, Can You Spare a Trillion Dollars?" by Roy Zimmerman

Please visit http://royzimmerman.com/ Recorded on Main Street in Memphis, TN.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire song bailout economy financial crisis mccain obama
Added: September 26, 2008

http://royzimmerman.com/ A visit to Cajun Country with twenty states to go.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: hurricane ike louisiana satire song fifty state tour
Added: September 23, 2008

from Roy's CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Taped at "Mark Pitta and Friends" at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA. Thanks, Mark. Thanks, Lucy. Thanks, Edwin. Thanks, Tim.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: palin bush doctrine iraq war satire withdrawal abstinence
Added: September 18, 2008

"The Man, the Myth, the McCain" is on Roy's CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ This video recorded at 142 Throckmorton Theatre in Mill Valley, CA during "Mark Pitta and Friends."

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: presidential election satire song mccain cadaver palin obama
Added: September 11, 2008

Shot at a Motel 6 in Minneapolis - glamorous, huh? SARAH, PALE IN COMPARISON words and music copyright 2008 by Roy Zimmerman and Melanie Harby John McCain chose a running mate, chose the most qualified 'cause he looked at his short list, and said, "She's the least tall." If I'd Had to predict which one he'd have picked, she's the one Sarah, Pale in Comparison She spent twenty long months as Alaska's governor Nine of those months with a bun in the oven, her Publicist said she was tested and ready to run Sarah, Pale in Comparison It's a beautiful day For Kay Bailey Hutchison And Condoleezza Rice Is saying, "Thank you so much!" an' sin- -cerely, I know Hillary's so full of admiration She's a vicious attack dog and Miss Congeniality Doesn't know what the VP does, but that's a technicality Glad to be in the race just to visit new places like Washington Sarah, Pale in Comparison Actually, she was his second choice... He got turned down by the mayor of Narnia... She can make a moose stew She can flay a caribou When they asked for her assessment of the situation in the Middle East, she said she hadn't given it much thought Good one, Sarah , boo yah! The VP must be ready in case of catastrophe So no one can say she's McCain's latest ass trophy Biden's a square, and he can't wear his hair in a bun Not like Sarah, oh Sarah Pale in Comparison She wears skirts just like a woman Please visit http://royzimmerman.com/

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: sarah palin vice president mccain satire dylan
Added: September 2, 2008

Shot at the Democratic National Convention in Denver. Please visit http://royzimmerman.com/

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: democrat obama election satire song
Added: August 26, 2008

Sung by the roadside near Laramie, Wyoming en route to the Democratic Convention in Denver. Please visit http://royzimmerman.com/

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: impeachment bush cheney satire song French Revolution guillotine
Added: August 23, 2008

Dedicated to the memory of Maryanne McMillan Jones. Sexism has legs! The witch hunts didn't end in colonial Salem - they've followed Hillary Clinton throughout her political life. "Burn Good Clinton!" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ Also, you MUST visit Billy Bob Neck's "Website of Bein' Good" at http://billybobneck.com/ BURN GOODY CLINTON! words and music copyright ? 2008 by Roy Zimmerman They put Satan on the ballot as a bait-n'-switch 'Cause it isn't Satan's name, but that of Satan's witch And we know it takes a village for to pillory Hillary Goody Clinton Yes, we know she's evil for she has a uterus And she's sure to use her sorcery to neuter us So good men, let's send her straight-way to the Grillery Hillary Goody Clinton Burn Goody Clinton, burn! For we've all seen her spurn The aprin and the churn And she isn't gonna sink when we dunk her in the drink So, burn Goody Clinton, burn! Oh, what a snap it'll be To prove she is a witch, and with a capital B For where a man might be ambitious, she is uppity And where a man might be assertive, she is shrill Where a man might have a plan, she has a necromantic scheme Men are sensitive, she's soft Men are rugged, she's ill-coiffed Men are steadfast, she is filled with ill Hill will. Well, a woman who is competent - men, that's blaspemy And I needn't say, she's not the kind of lass for me And she's not a good influence on poor Bill or e- Ven Chelsey Hillary "Goodwife" Clinton Burn Goody Clinton, burn! She's far from taciturn Which causes us concern And she isn't gonna sink When we dunk her in the drink So a better way to try 'er Is to toss her on the pyre And the only way that she'd Be converted is to feed the infern...o Burn, oh... Burn Goody Clinton, burn!

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: hillary election satire song sexism witch hunt Falwell glass ceiling
Added: August 4, 2008

http://royzimmerman.com/ An update on my fifty=state tour at almost the halfway mark, a plea for assistance, and thanks for the support.

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: satire songs Liberal Progressive election Obama
Added: August 1, 2008

"Don't Make Fun of the Crippled Boy" is on Roy's new CD "Thanks for the Support," available at http://royzimmerman.com/ This video was recorded at the 142 Throckmorton Theatre at "Mark Pitta and Friends."

Author: RoyZimmerman
Keywords: bush bashing election satire decider
Added: July 14, 2008

Mark Day Comedy (YouTube Video opens in new window)

Sarah PALIN's CEO COCK UP!

The McCain economic adviser and former Hewlett-Packard CEO claimed that Sarah Palin couldn't run HP.

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: John McCain Sarah Palin Carly Fiorina Economy
Added: September 16, 2008

Sarah Palin's accepted the Vice Presidential Nomination. Not forgetting bad girl Bristol's not-so-biblical baby on the way....

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: sarah palin bristol pregnant pregnancy speech vice president RNC
Added: September 3, 2008

John McCain's Vice Presidential running mate is a hottie.... see http://www.vpilf.com for more details (although there's no mention there of her desire to f the polar bear)

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: john mccain sarah palin vice president pick polar bear alaska vpilf www.vpilf.com v.p.i.l.f.
Added: August 29, 2008

Watch part 1 first http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_9Cbp4eZu8

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: scottish falsetto sock puppet theater roy walker catchphrase edinburgh festival fringe markdaycomedy
Added: August 27, 2008

God, lesbians, the California Supreme Court... you know, the usual.

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: lesbians religion california supreme court masturbation flying spaghetti monster doctors
Added: August 20, 2008

Markdaycomedy (i.e. me) in Scotland... I used to post this kind of stuff on my response account... if you haven't seen it, check it out... http://www.youtube.com/markdayresponse

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: edinburgh festival glasgow roller girls scotland markdaycomedy
Added: August 16, 2008

Receive the latest official YouTube videos from the McCain campaign! Watch this video, log on to your YouTube account, and click "Subscribe" just above the box where this message is displayed on the video's page. Subscribe today, and tell 10 of your friends to join you in subscribing! John McCain for President: http://www.JohnMcCain.com

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: barack obama paris hilton britney spears celeb celebrity gas prices offshore drilling foreign oil electricity taxes berlin germany europe tv ad commerical john mccain johnmccaindotcom barackobamadotcom
Added: July 30, 2008

It's hot and it's news and it's on Fox Channel 5

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: fox new channel mcdonalds product placement
Added: July 25, 2008

The New Yorker magazine's controversial Barack and Michelle Obama cover somewhat misinterpreted for mildly comic effect.

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: barack obama new yorker cover controversial
Added: July 14, 2008

Someone's come to save the planet, and that someone is.....

Author: MarkDayComedy
Keywords: tommy lee planet green polar bear guitar hero rock band markdaycomedy cocaine
Added: June 6, 2008

The Onion

Historical Archives: New York Threatened By O'er-Crowding As Population Climb...
A great Worrye gripps the Metropolis of New Yorke, fmrly, New Amsterdam, from which we should all take cautionary Instrucktion, that we might stop this dangerous Trend, before Disaster and Catastrophe be-fall us. I speak of the Danger of...
5 Oct 2008 at 11:00pm

Historical Archives: Citizens Are Now Free to Practise Any Form Of Protestant...
In their infinite Wisdom and Compassion, the Founders of our Young Republic have seen fit to bestow upon we Americans, the Wise and Enlightened Sons of the Re-Formation, the Religious Freedom to practise with out re-percussion, any of the number...
5 Oct 2008 at 11:16pm

Historical Archives: Local Black-Smith is Disappointed By Son's Wishes To Be-...
As a veritable Flood of Waggons continues to stir the Muck of our Thorough Fares, and the Traffick there of makes great Demand for the bespok'd Wheel, many a Lad is being tempt'd from the honest Heat of the Forge and Anvil to the licentious Cool...
5 Oct 2008 at 11:33pm

Historical Archives: A Most Amusing Duck Delays The Local Noontime Pillorying
In the Port of Boston, the Matter of delivering SWIFT and EXACT Justice to the notorious Candle Pinch Thaddeus SMITH was postponed, owing to the unexpected Appearance of an humorous Downy Duck. In the Moments prior to the Thief SMITH being...
5 Oct 2008 at 11:50pm

Historical Archives: Our Nation's Monthly Leisure Time Rises To A Staggering ...
Anew and worry some Trend has arisen in our young Common Wealth. That is, the practice of assuming extended Reprieves from the Industry and Enterprise which makes this Nation one of great Prosperity and Independence. Further more, it is believed...
6 Oct 2008 at 12:06am

[audio] Special Report: The Great Onion Schism Of 1783
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
6 Oct 2008 at 12:23am

Get Your War On

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Betty Bowers

Maverick for Sale
When John McCain constantly refers to himself as a “Maverick,” I assume he means a cheap, poorly put-together, domestic car that had its best days 30 years ago. Otherwise, I’m embarrassed for him. After all, self-deprecatory automotive analogies are endearing. Gerald Ford once momentarily won America’s (fickle) heart by telling her that he was a [...]
by Betty
2 Oct 2008 at 4:45pm

Shill, Baby, Shill!
Have you seen the cozy little ads on TV by The American Petroleum Institute, the lobbying arm of Big Oil?  They feature a Meredith Viera wannabe, who strolls about a canyon of enormous, misleading slogans.  She purrs fun petro-facts, all in an attempt to make Americans feel almost downright lucky to be financially raped by, [...]
by Betty
29 Sep 2008 at 2:36pm

Put a Beauty Queen in the, such as, White House!
(Please open the article to see the flash file or player.) And here is Sarah Palin (then Sarah Heath) at the Miss Alaska pageant (starts at around 50 seconds): (Please open the article to see the flash file or player.)
by Betty
26 Sep 2008 at 10:52am

Did Poor Sarah Palin Answer the Wrong Want Ad?
PUSH PLAY. Then go get a couple of lovely, hot coffee while CBS rudely bombards you with ads for their foolish shows.  Then, fast forward this Katie Couric inverview to 5:24.   COURIC: I’m just going to ask you one more time. Not to belabor the point, specific examples in [John McCain’s] 26 years [in Congress] [...]
by Betty
26 Sep 2008 at 10:42am

The Gidget School of Foreign Diplomacy
Hold Sarah Palin up to your ears and you can hear show drift.
by Betty
25 Sep 2008 at 4:04pm

An Important E-Mail. I think it?s from Nigeria!
Dear American: I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude. I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist [...]
by Betty
25 Sep 2008 at 9:09am

We Have Nothing to Fear But . . . a Question.
For all of John McCain’s and Sarah Palin?s schoolyard taunts, swagger and self-professed gutsy ability to take on the Big Boys in Washington, there is one thing that scares them more than facts: a microphone. The campaign rigorously keeps Palin in a perpetually coddled state of silent smiles. Her handlers treat anything with a question [...]
by Betty
24 Sep 2008 at 3:00pm

He Dances Overhead, On the Ceiling . . .
Pity the Lord Jesus doesn’t whisper down to the manager, “Yo, fattie at the desk! I appeared poor so I might inspire my flock to live without riches.  You may want to try appearing thin so you might better inspire your clients to live without pound cake.”
by Betty
20 Sep 2008 at 11:18am

Repairing the Glass Ceiling
In these troubled times, it is comforting to know that there are a few constants you can rely upon. Crazy, yet dull, Kate Hudson will bring a new boyfriend to each, progressively more inane ?romantic comedy,? a film that, for those of you tenacious enough to stay, will prove to be neither.  And the Southern Baptist Convention [...]
by Betty
19 Sep 2008 at 7:53am

McCain: Palin is More Experienced Than I!
I’m beginning to think that we should swap billing on the GOP marquee. And not for the reason you may be thinking, that nobody shows up when it’s just John McCain on the bill. No, it’s because I have adopted the truth and logic of the ticket. You see, I have a weakness for logic, [...]
by Betty
17 Sep 2008 at 7:01am

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